Bench for two astronauts not speaking
Aluminum, basalt dust, institutional tension. Tranquility Sector.
- Seats
- 2
- Shadow
- 14 km
- Status
- Still awkward
Public object dossiers
North-north-east conversation rail
Orientation changes monthly without moving. Mare Margin.
- Grip points
- 9
- Direction
- NNE-ish
- Status
- Contested
Crater-adjacent municipal planter
Contains one certified memory of a fern and theoretical drainage.
- Ferns
- 0 / 1 memory
- Rain
- Pending
- Status
- Optimistic
Receptacle for things with no mass
Currently empty, or operating at extraordinary capacity.
- Volume
- Unbounded
- Away
- None
- Status
- Open
Low-gravity seesaw
Return trip takes forty minutes and one procedural vote.
- Users
- 2.5
- Arc
- Large
- Status
- Airborne
Sealed public telephone
The dial tone remains on Earth but the queue is local.
- Calls
- 0
- Delay
- 1.3 sec
- Status
- Listening
Three-sided civic bench
The fourth side remains under a well-documented appeal.
- Sides
- 3
- Appeals
- 4
- Status
- Sit cubed
Monument to absent pigeon
Subject absent exactly as specified by the approved maquette.
- Pigeons
- 0
- Absence
- Verified
- Status
- Honored
Collection movement ledger
| Object | Installed | Last measured | Movement | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CESF.0001 | 2024 | Today-ish | 0.3 mm | Moon |
| CESF.0003 | 2025 | Fern day | 0 mm | Determination |
| CESF.0005 | 2026 | Forty minutes ago | 18 m | Seesaw |
| CESF.0016 | Never | Always | Unknown | Subject absent |